Oct 27 2046: Removed yzh1998821 as president.
Aug 30 2046: Demoted to conference VI.4.
Jan 11 2046: 2-star prospect Ian Kidwell committed.
Jan 06 2046: Hired yzh1998821 as president.
Dec 30 2045: Removed cssumner as president.
Oct 18 2045: Hired cssumner as president.
Oct 18 2045: Removed Pjwolf111 as president.
Aug 31 2045: Keith Ellis was hired as the new assistant coach.
Aug 31 2045: Terrell Mayes was hired as the new assistant coach.
Aug 31 2045: Assistant coach George Clymer leaves to pursue head coaching opportunities.
Pts Ave: 78.4 - 63.0 Pts Diff: +15.4 Team Power Index: 118.1
Press Releases:
Oct 16 2041: Happy Fishie Dishie Day ! - by RideDaWave on October 24th, 2024
Beach and the Barbies are back with SO SO SO MUCH GOLDFISH! BUT IT STILL NOT ENOUGH ! WE NEED SUPPORT FROM ADULT FISHIES TO HELP US BRING IN NEW RECRUITS. DORY NEMO MARLIN SEND US YOUR BEST GOLDFISH!!! PLEASSSSEEEE!! oh and btw we have new goldddd uniforms for home games soooo you better comeeeee
Oct 04 2040: Happy Fishie Dishie Day ! 3 Year Anniversary - by RideDaWave on August 25th, 2024
Happy Fishie Dishie Day ! Head of Beach Rasheed Bagley has become an ADULT and left our school ! We have selected 5 new fishies to distribute our Goldfish to and more Barbies than ever supplying them. The Kens are so happy ! Leader of the School of Fish at Beach, Buddy "follow your" Layne said this of the new fishies, "We have some good developing fish looking to join our school, that believe in staying together to protect their peers from the scary Human LANDSHARKS ! All kinds of colors, red, blue, green, black. HOWEVER, WE HAVE DISCOVERED A FRIEDMAN IN OUR RECRUITING CLASS AND REPORTED IT TO THE FISHIE COUNCIL. WE MUST PROTECT OUR FISH AT ALL COST !" We really hope our new fish feel welcome in our Coral Reef. Go Beach ! #ItsJustBeach
Oct 07 2038: Fishie Dishie Day - by RideDaWave on May 6th, 2024
Happy National Fishie Dishie Day LBSU Nation ! This year Beach has selected 4 special players to join the future school of fish. There will be many Ken's in attendance providing Goldfish, but only a few rich Barbies - WE MUST FIND MORE BARBIES! HELP FIND THEM! Nemo will be there by the way. Go Beach !
Mar 13 2038: Ocean Swing - Barbie and the Fishies - by RideDaWave on April 26th, 2024
Beach will free the fishies with its new offense in 2039 ! A new supportive school of fish is expected to arrive at LBSU ! Head of Beach Rasheed BAgley told reporters "Fish are friends not foe and I am not a lifeguard... I run beach" over the team bon(d)fire.
Dec 08 2011: On the rise ? - by jolson3 on April 2nd, 2020
The 49ers started the season on with a dreadful 1-9 record. However, the 9ers have shot out to a 4-1 conference start. The 9ers have also been winning off the court, picking up two recruits. Versatile forward Marty Corbett is a real prize. He is rated the #15 JUCO player in the nation averaging 14.8ptsand 6.3rebs. They also got a commitment from Bert Prince 2* and #37 player in MI.