Basketball News

October 28th, 2022 - Most popular game on!
Hardwood was the most popular game on in August and in the top-10 in terms of game rating. Thanks to everyone that voted for us!

Press Releases

December 4th, 2022 - Sewanee Wins Regular Season Title - Sewanee Tigers
Your Sewanee Tigers have clinched the VI.20 Regular Season Conference Title!
  - wspain48

November 29th, 2022 - Jody Granger Injury - US Coast Guard Academy Bears
Coach Corey Levine was able to provide an update on Jody Granger’s injury during the Coast Guard Puddle Pirate call-in show. “Apparently, after last night’s blowout loss, the winning team had the audacity to put banana peels in our showers and Jody slipped and broke his coccyx. Luckily, he’s day-to-day at this point, which is incredible considering the severity of the injury and how it will affect his Coast Guard job as a Boatswain Mate/driver.” When asked if it would affect his minutes when he comes back from such a horrific injury, Coach Levine’s face turned ruby red and he emphatically stated “you kidding me! If he can drive the Pinta and the Santa Maria for the U.S. Coast Guard then he can still drive the lane!”
  - Friction

November 28th, 2022 - *itchell *ariners, fraudulent? - West Texas A&M Buffaloes
The Mitchell Mariners are having an incredibly successful couple of seasons... but how?

One reporter suggests the Head Coach Edgar Horton not only rewards his players with money, hookers, drugs and other vices, but also physically abuses them if they do not perform well.

It was first noticed after a lost to the Buffaloes when the next game their star player, Khalil Griffey, was seen in a walking boot and with two black eyes. However, he did not injury himself during the game and Horton's hand was seen in a small cast, possibly from punching the iron-like jaw of Griffey.

I call for Mitchell to be stripped of their recruits and have them given over to the humble West Texas A&M Buffaloes to send a message that this will not be tolerated.
  - AblazeMrGlass