Basketball News

September 23rd, 2023 - Season 2034-2035 is here!
The season flip is complete. You can start recruiting, exchanging/promoting assistant coaches, setting your depth chart etc. Exhibition games will start on Monday and then real games on Thursday!

September 21st, 2023 - Overtime thriller crowns Queens College!
At the end of regular time it was tied 77-77. The battle of New York - Queens College versus St. Bonaventure. Who wanted it more though? Both teams battled in overtime and it came down to another tie at 82-82 with just 10 seconds left. The Knights had one final possession – the ball was passed into the middle to backup center Neal Zappa – in only because of the starter fouling out. "Mambo" Sorrentino played good defense, but Zappa would not be stopped. A 6-footer dropped throw the basketball for the win and giving the title to the Queens College Knights! The player of the game was starting center Jackson Carbone who had 17 points, 14 rebounds & 3 blocks but eventually fouled out giving way to Zappa. Also having a big game was Juan Manuel Granados with 26 points and 5 of 10 from behind the arc. Congratulations to shanoa and the Queens College Knights on their first national championship! Also, congratulations to TimberCreekCrew and the Stony Brook Seawolves (Division II tournament winners) and to Rsc310 and the Incarnate Word Cardinals (Division III tournament winners).

September 19th, 2023 - Final Four!
Che ore sono? Tiempo de los últimos cuatro! This season the highest seeds were all knocked out and we’re left with a #3 seed, two #4 seeds and a #13 seed (whose won it all before). The first semi-final features two topflight schools; the #13 seeded Dominican University of California Penguins (I.1, 28-17, TPI 162.2) taking on the #3 seeded St. Bonaventure Bonnies (I.1, 32-14, TPI 157.1). The second semi-final game features the #4 seeded Queens College Knights (III.3, 41-7, TPI 150.1) against the #4 seeded Bentley Falcons (IV.8, 41-7, TPI 154.1). Can the underdogs with the high TPI win another title? Or will the crown go east to one of the teams from New York or Massachusetts? Good luck to all!

Press Releases

October 2nd, 2023 - (SOONER SELECT) New President bmitch hired - Oklahoma Sooners
Today, bmitch was hired to become the President of the Oklahoma Sooners. The Sooner's organization hopes that this decision pays off, as it has not been going too well for them. The last few months have been awful, as they have gone through multiple Presidents and were demoted to Divison 3. Can bmitch turn the organization around? In other news, head coach Gilberto Salazar was fired and replaced by new head coach Sonny Kessler.
  - bmitch123

September 29th, 2023 - Nothing its cool - Whitman College Blues
Patrick the Alley-oop hop and the Game of Life
The Enfield Trifle in the wrestling match
Sorrentino, Les Chitwood, and Parrish
Mister Sparky in a breakfast mess
Let's play dunks, pick´nroll plays
I'll see you in Heaven if you take the steps
So MCLA, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in Amsler Camp?
Hey Sparky, are you goofing on Steve? "Hey, baby"
Are you having fun?
If you believed Parrish put a man on the moon
(Man on the moon)
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
  - Playero71

September 29th, 2023 - What's that Parrish's got up his sleeve? - Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts Trailblazers
This looks to be a tough year for the boys at MCLA after promoting a little too fast, but that didn't stop the maliciously intentioned president of arch-rival Whitman's Home for Reprobates from scribbling out a backhanded press release gleefully suggesting that it would be a long hard slog for the North Adams squad. The guy seems to relish in MCLA's impending sub .500 season. And so it came to pass that when the goons from Walla Walla were set to face off against our poor dear Blazers this afternoon they did so as prohibitive favorites. Little did they know, however, that such occasions engender Coach Larry Parrish to open a little something called A CAN OF RAZZLE DAZZLE! Is there any team, any collection of Hardwood All Time Greats®, that might stand a chance against mighty MCLA when the RAZZLE DAZZLE is employed?! Oh don't even bother to argue about it, dear friends. The answer is no.
  - sparky