Basketball News

February 19th, 2023 - Commitment to Competitive Play
Would everyone please make sure they are familiar with the sections of the rules covering Cheating, Commitment to Competitive Play, Gambling & Payments. Recently there have been some issues with these policies – and I just wanted everyone to be aware of these guidelines. If it sounds too much like misconduct, then it probably is.

Press Releases

March 20th, 2023 - Cheer Squad Member Arrested - Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts Trailblazers
MCLA cheerleader Stacy Wormless has been arrested and charged with throwing a pompom at a senior member of the Faker religious community in Clarksburg. Witnesses claim Wormless became irate over the sect's refusal to allow her boyfriend to leave the premises in order to celebrate their "two-month anniversary." In her anger Wormless reportedly made disparaging remarks about the Faker faith, calling it "spiritually anemic" and pointing to the listless cows roaming about the commune as proof of its failure to establish a relationship with the divine. "These cows are depressed and moribund, but you people, with your bonnets and suspenders, don't know the first thing about getting them motivated to get the milk flowing. Meanwhile, you have the four-time winnner of Hardwood Online College Basketball's Pep Talk of the Year award, Patrick Paul Sorrentino, penned away in a rhubarb field, and you wonder why your cows are so uninspired!"
  - sparky

March 19th, 2023 - Coleman's Message - Nicholls State Colonels
"CSUN we are coming for your heart. Beware the Colonels! hahahaha" - Jay Coleman

Time is ticking, excitement is bubbling, and the Colonels are ready to fight the Matadors.
  - EmeraldSeasSunshine

March 18th, 2023 - Comeback Year - Juniata Eagles
This season for the Juniata Eagles, will be a comeback year for them. "We have everything lined up," The head coach said. "Now all we have to do is stick to the plan."
  - Eman19248