Spring Hill

Robin Byrne - SG

Team: Spring Hill Badgers [ID #630]

Location: Mobile, AL (South)

Conference: VI.10 [Division 3]

President: CandelabraHarris
[since March 03rd 2025 | last seen April 14th 2025]

Coach: Stan Marcum

Arena: Outlaw Recreation Center

Rating: 30.21 - Overall Position: #868

Fan Mood: 87.69

Alumni Mood: 23.35

Prestige: 36

Team Notes:

• Nov 02 2044: 2-star prospect Wyatt Workman committed.
• Oct 06 2044: Willie Sparks was hired as the new assistant coach.
• Oct 06 2044: Assistant coach Mateo Canizares was let go.
• Mar 05 2044: 2-star prospect Robin Byrne committed.
• Feb 27 2044: 2-star prospect Lonnie Foster committed.
• Feb 25 2044: 1-star prospect Kevin Mathis committed.
• Feb 18 2044: 2-star prospect Ken Myers committed.
• Jan 07 2044: Stan Marcum was appointed as the new head coach.
• Jan 07 2044: Willie Newsome was fired as head coach.
• Jan 07 2044: Hired CandelabraHarris as president.

Record:

Wins: 2 Losses: 3 Pct: .400 Conf Wins: 0 Conf Losses: 0 Conf Pct: .000 Conf Rank: 10 Last10: 2-3 Streak: L1

Pts Ave: 68.2 - 68.2 Pts Diff: 0.0 Team Power Index: 114.3

Press Releases:

Oct 22 2044: Two baby steps forward, one baby step back. The start of 2045 season - by CandelabraHarris on April 11th, 2025

Match-wise the season start hasn't been all that eventful. The program has barely started so a 1-1 opening hasn't raised any eyebrows. Losing the Mobile rivalry game did sting a bit, but was mostly expected.

Reportedly things got heated in the admin office when the program's starting SF Renteria voiced his displeasure for being both the started -and- the second option PG and the management staff adamantly refuting any such arrangement was ever done. The prez gave a short interview to the campus newspaper, even showing the whiteboard with the team's depth chart, which showed Renteria only in the Small Forward position.

The student reporter pointed out after the fact how the prez' cologne smelled oddly like a whiteboard marker and his tongue was strangely black.

Mar 10 2044: Badgers bow out from the postseason - by CandelabraHarris on March 25th, 2025

With a round 1 exit from the conference playoffs, the 2044 season is winding down in Spring Hill. With this, the players get a small reprieve before turning their focus on the next season. This is also a bittersweet time for the team as a whole, as we get ready to send off fine young men out into world at large.

We'd like to offer our thanks to the following to-be graduates:

Byron Berger, the starting Point Guard leading the charge
Oliver Howe, the Perthite Power Forward and the team's leading scorer
Rico Lea, the starting Center and leading rebounder.

Jan 07 2044: The Spring Hills are alive with the sound of sneakers on hardwood. - by CandelabraHarris on March 8th, 2025

The Badgers, a program ran by the after school tea & crumpets club for the last five seasons, has finally hired a full-time President of Basketball Operations. The prez is pleased to start work with the college board immediately. Though his general appearance, namely clear tan-lines and a faded sticker tattoo saying La Verne has raised some eyebrows.

The program will focus solely on getting a head start into the 2045 and 2046 seasons by putting emphasis on current high school juniors; since the work done by the after school tea & crumpets club, although an admirable cause, has been atrocious.