Pts Ave: 66.5 - 66.2 Pts Diff: +0.2 Team Power Index: 150.8
Oct 14 2034: The Johnstowns partn2 - by MadMan on September 27th, 2023
I don't know how we have done it, but we've done it. Now we're up in the big leagues getting our turn at bat. As long as we play, it's me and you baby. There ain't nothing wrong with that.
So we finished last season at #24 and now here we are in the one and only conference 1. It doesn't look like we'll be staying in the conference, we'll probably have a bad season, but hey we have at least made it here. Guys, give it your best and try not to be the big a losers you are.
Mar 04 2032: Bittersweet - by MadMan on May 21st, 2023
We'd like to congratulate the team on defeating a top 10 opponent. And for, at its peak , reaching the top 20. We've come a very long way from being the bottom feeders with a 0 rating. But alas, we have reach our limits and it appears that we'll not be advancing to the next conference. But we still have a conference tournament to play, and hopefully the national tournament, so guys let's go out there and win one, or several, for the big guy upstairs, ME. Ya bunch of losers.
Mar 01 2031: Onward we go - by MadMan on March 27th, 2023
Started from the bottom, now my whole team f here.
congratulations to the team to bringing us to the first division and to conference level 3 next season. It started from 0 win seasons and a zero rating, now where here. Hopefully we want get demoted back after next season. We can hope anyway. Fans stay tuned, we still have the tournaments to play. Maybe we wont revert back to being losers.
Oct 04 2029: The Johnstons - by MadMan on December 18th, 2022
We here at UPU are excited to start the new season. Took a few years, well actually a lot years of losing, but we've finally made it out of the 3rd tier. We're moving on up on the east side. Where fish don't fry in the kitchen. And the beans don't burn on the grill. It took us a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill. And there ain't nothing wrong with that. Thank you
Dec 20 2025: Bad to the Bone - by MadMan on May 29th, 2022
I'd like to congratulate our team on it's 3rd win this season. In the previous 5 seasons we won a total of 3 games. That's 3 wins, .6 wins a season.